Me: Mom, I've got really bad wifi connection in my room.

Mom: Hmm, maybe we need a wifi repeater then. What do you think, sweetheart?

Dad: Didn't think so! Now she's coming out of her room.

Me: You're acting like I never come out of my room!

Mom: You only come out of your room for food. That doesn't really count. There isn't coming a wifi repeater, sweetheart. You'll have to face us and socialize.

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

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